The Knights Handbook

This is a humorous how-to guide that teaches you all the important aspects of being a knight.

Holding lances, courtly dances…novice knights have a lot to learn. If ladies won’t look at you twice, your armor is rusty and your castle crumbling around you, grab this book. It covers everything from sieges and swordplay to feasts and fights. Tuck a copy in your gauntlet and the enemy doesn’t stand a chance.